Bible Time (feat. Hbomberguy)
The greatest story ever retold.
Starring Harry 'Hbomberguy' Brewis (brcall.info)
Written and Directed by Thomas 'TomSka' Ridgewell (brcall.info)
Co-Written and Priest by Eddie 'Eddache' Bowley (brcall.info)
Cinematography and stellar viking performance by Max Brill (maxbrill.co.uk)
Produced by Matt Holt (mattholt.co.uk)
Edited by Elliot Gough (brcall.info)
Music by Todd ‘LilDeuceDeuce’ Bryanton (brcall.info)
Visual Effects by Dave Brain (brcall.info)
Sound Recorded by Tommy Bartlett ( bomtartlett)
Sound Design by Dan Pugsley (danpugsley.co.uk)
Colour Grading by Ciaran O'Brien ( ciaranobrien)
Make-Up and Costume by Alexia Jade (alexiajade.co.uk)
On-Set Assistance by Theo Durrant (brcall.info/do/RJWXwOmLakVQzs94B679CA) and Elise Harbud
1st Assistant Direction by Daniel Smith (www.independenttalent.com/below-the-line/daniel-smith/)
Camera Assistance by Dan Williams (flashlighttv.co.uk)
CONTENT WARNING: Blood, blasphemy, vomiting, and a bit where I put real squid ink in my mouth guys it was so gross.
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Special thanks to Sophie and Stewart
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And That’s how the bible was published.
I am a time traveller and a fish to this video
Whoevr invented time travel needs to stop
Who else died of laughter from this🤣🤣🤣
The power is in his hair. Thank you Samson.
2:17 is the best part of this film
This is actually a good why the Bible is confusing as hell
" he is in the cave then he is not in the cave and then he flies away *woosh* "
Accurate
Drunk science?
The moral of the story: Religion is weird
0:29 "i've been calling it the bibble" Me: *YOU DARE QUESTION THE WORDS OF THE MIGHTY JIMMY?*
watched this while my kidneys fail
then they flied away, woosh
eaeasseaseaeaeaew
And just before you know it, misguided children explaining the Bible.
Fuck this bible
Nobody said anything
I WAS FUCKING KIDDING
What if somebody from the future has seen this video and then went back in time to change the bible and we actually live in this universe
i would like to mention that this is a comedy and nothing here is accurate
"And then Donkey Kong says 'trans...'" is actually a great reference to Hbomb's charity livestream.
was tom drunk lol
No
Tom invented specific holidays and invented events. It is clear. He is not a time traveler but god himself
seems accurate
Best publisher ever
rick and Morty but it's an alternate universe where rick quits after inventing time travel
This sketch doesn't sold my religion a little bit but it's very funny so you still have my like Tom Scott
(2:13)Jesus iza wizard pew pew now it’s wine
I am an egg with wings... beep boop
is so good
The dude just dies on a big T and they throw him in a cave
"and Donkey Kong is trans"
How about a sequel but with the quran?
Comedy at it's finest
"...and then the salty woman BECOMES THE SALT !"
"Oh you want THESE slaves? How bout alot of bugs."
The legend telefragged 3 people on accident
2:40 donkey kong says trans rights
So the Bibble was written by a drunk time traveler, makes sense
And ANOTHER fish
This is great
2:17 Jackson Pollock tasting his paints and spitting them onto a canvas, 35 AD
“And another fish”
You act good drunk sbfnz fed v b b BFF fs
The bible makes as much sense as my throat only letting me breathe when there's already liquid inside of it
@Blick O.O what kind of shrooms were we on???
@avva_is_not_awesome He was hallucinating aswell
@Blick but my dad was there too
@avva_is_not_awesome hallucinations
@Blick But I knew I was- ok then...
As an atheist I think this is actually what happened except the time traveler
@Blick dude I’m just trying to be funny why are you taking this so seriously
@SniperPug6942 judging from you video it shows that ur young and so i reckon when your older your mind will have changed on how you intellectually perceive yourself at this time of your life, and that's presuming that you would have been alive
@Blick yeah I thought this conversation was so dumb it’s not worth having on the internet
@SniperPug6942 deleted ur reply i see
@Blick is it that hard to believe my guy
Rlly Tom, rlly
I lie
*and another fish*
Man I just realised. If there was ever an actor needed for Rick in Rick and Morty, Tomska would be a perfect fit !
hahaha So That's How that Book I Will Never Read Came Into Existence *DRUNK TOM*
“The Bible” “This says the bibble” “*YOU DARE QUESTION THE WORDS OF MIGHTY JIMMY!?*”
im catholic and i dont know how to feel right now..
I mean you are supposed to feel funny-d because this is a comedy
"Is it wine ?" "No it's ink" 😆😆
(Drinks ink)
Lol all that wine made you drunk
The bible was pure and then was corrupted by humanity now in days I’m not Christian btw
Maybe
you a muslim?
This is so funny
R/ Noah.....get the boat
I'm a Christian so I know what everything he says mean (also I think its really funny)
Ohhhhh now the bible makes sense.
I would love to be that future tom
This is the most accurate thing in history ever recorded
3:10 me in video games
I love god and that bibil is real idiot
Roman 15: 3, 4
“What’s with the ending he just dies on a big t”
ok, some of this is accurate.
its pronounced bii-ble
r/woooosh
...
Nothing is pronounced with two i’s
ok atheist
Wdym this is actually what happened, okay atheist.
2:57 I've heard this audio somewhere and I don't know where from.
Yes
The crazy thing is... It's ALL canon...
if your drunk then possibly
People are eating chocolate eggs for some reason
TomSka is a master criminal who has committed many time crimes, the bible was once written history but due to this man it was turned into a religion. If you have any information on his whenabouts then please contact 1̸͉͕̪͉̩̏̊͜-̷̡̢̛͙̜̜̺͜8̵̤̫̾͂̏̉̄̾̃͘̚͝0̸̤̬͆͒͝0̴̢̧̧̛̻̞̫͍̰̘̭̙̗̻̭̎͐̈̓̓̔̑͑̈́-̴̩̾̒̎͌̕͝5̸̧̬͚̬͙̪̻̲̜͎̾̿͋̇̌́̽̈́͆̐̅̂͝͝͝8̸̢̭̱̼̩̙͉̠͓̋8̷̨̗͖̌̏-̶̨̹̗̼͎͔̰̰͍̣̲̌͐̔͗̆͐͛̿̃ͅ2̶̜̜͆͊ͅ3̴̢͉̽̽͗͂͆͌̄͆͆̉̕0̸̨̛̥̭̠̥̠͎̹͛̉̊͑̅̽͂͗̕͘͝͝0̷̬̲̞͈̯͇̬͎͍̰̞̬̘͉͐͌̒̈́̃̏̐͌͜-̷͖̩̥͉̲̳̬̩̭͇͌̆̆̈́̈́̑̂͂͐̔̇̿̀̄͜͠e̷̖͔̲̳̫̰̣̺̙͍͉̬̰͇͊̾̌̅̔̇͆͑̎̔͘̕͠m̶̢̤̞̙͕̱̮̦̼̬̊͊̈́̓͒̇̊p̴̢̖̱͖̳̞̞͇̩͆̇̋̍̐̑͑̕͝ͅȉ̴̗́́̿̏̏̉͐͝͠r̶̡̨̺͈̖͖̲̬̓͊̐̿̾͊͛͝ę̸̱̳̲̗͉̺̺̩̗̯̪̟́̍ today
I am christian and its really funny
I’m Christian and this is funny
A good detail is when Tom mentioned the surf board the guy said "What's a surfboard because they weren't invented then. That was a very good detail tbh
This makes so much sense
Lol that was how the Bible was written
A. . A. A. A. A
TomSka is a leftist confirmed?
GROSSARTIG!! EINFACH GROSSARTIG!!! I just wish he would enunciate a little more clearly, had to listen several times...
O.M.G.!.!.! How brilliant 😂🤣😂🤘😎🎉
actually funny what the massage is behind the video hahaha
" And another *fish* "
Vikings wearing pajamas 👌
Hey look! My long lost biby!
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I used to call it the bi-ble I read it like he said it
Little did tom know he effected a whole entire fucking religion
Time Traveling tom: Kill them all, except noah! Put him on a boat! Noah..... G E T T H E B O A T
You forgot to add a fish.
Woosh
You can just edit comment
0:51
My bad 0.51
0:52
Its a tad disrespectful
@Numbertaker if he didn't care he wouldn't of made the video
I don't think Tom cares
Does anyone notice how he time travels after the priest said his line so Tom technically didn’t hear anything that the priest said but already knew what to say?
The almighty Tomska knows all
Tom made the bible.
I wonder if I can make a comment now and have people reply to my comment sequentially saying every line that’s in the video without one person going twice in a row.... Welp, it’s worth a shot. I’ll start: THE PAST:
@Gravity Grid hahahahaha
It’s finished
"and another fish"
More evidence of my theory that time travel makes people more stupid
He changed history for the better 👌
You know it was written by a bunch of people right?
OYU QUESTION THE WORDS OF THE MIGHT JIMMY?
*And another Fish*
Now I know how Harold Hadrada lost Stamford Bridge