asdfmovie13
Muffin Time: the asdfmovie card game! Out now! MuffinTimeGame.com
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Animated by Ben ‘Wonchop’ Smallman ( @Wonchop ) asdfmovie merch ( tomskashop.com )
Written and Directed by Thomas Ridgewell ( @TomSka )
Co-Written by Eddie ‘Eddache’ Bowley ( @Eddache )
Music by Todd ‘LilDeuceDeuce’ Bryanton ( @LilDeuceDeuce )
With Alto Sax by Chris Carlier ( linktr.ee/carliermusic )
Featuring Chris Alex ( FilmCow_Chris )
Chris Bingham ( helloiambing )
Anna 'BrizzyVoices' Brisbin ( @Brizzy Voices )
Chloe ‘ScarfDemon’ Dungate ( @ScarfDemon )
Brian David Gilbert ( @brian david gilbert )
Stefan Johnson ( S_johnson_voice )
Daniel J Layton ( @Daniel J. Layton )
Phil 'AmazingPhil' Lester ( @AmazingPhil )
and Rik Bowley ( rikbowley )
Secondary Channel ( @DarkSquidge )
Twitter ( thetomska )
Facebook ( thetomska )
Tumblr ( thetomska.tumblr.com )
Publicado em 9 meses atrás
1:47
1:27 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
*wœef.*
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i see u used the funniest joke possible
Everybody do the flop
I'm still wondering what did Brian David Gilbert voice?
GUILTY! Always used to make me sad
Pokemon Vaporeon: high five! (High five) Hundred! 😈 Flareon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
"We got you on camera!" "Well I got you flowers!" "Uh"
That ones really good, the main reason why this is my favourite asdfmovie.
The muffin song is the best
I feel 5 and happy again
from 1:24 to 1:28 , my favorite part of ASDFmovie13
LOL A MAN WAS DIED BY SHARK END HE SAY "AAEEUUUUUUU" 1:47
this man say "NOOO" by high HUNDRED 0:02
0:33 "Where do babies come from?" "Grownups!" "Where do grownups come from?" "Babies!" "Where do babies come from?" "Grownups!" "Now you knowww!"
Man: whats for dinner? Agent: shows timmy gun Man: MY FAVORITE
May 13, 2020
1:05
Video 16.000.000.
0:11
Dada Daddy
Guy: That’s my boy!!!!! Boy: kicks the ball too hard Ball: father heeeeelllllpppppp!!
Guy: That’s my boy!!!!! Boy: kicks the ball too hard Ball: father heeeeelllllpppppp!! Guy: no my boy!!!!!!!
Him: Where do babies come from? HER: BABYGUN Him : what? Pewpew
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Death Count: 7.8 Billion
am i the only one who realises that the sketch at 0:49 is a reworked version of the ''perfect'' asdfmovie joke?
0:12 daddy ;)
#asdfmovie
"aw, you're not gonna grow up" AND THE AWARD GOES TO...
Da Da *daddy* ;)
Hey Mr. Goose, watcha doin' with that noose? RIP
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It's been years since the first one came out. Yet each one i watch seems to always make me laugh. Keep it up Tom XD
1:13
If the jokes were cards in Muffin Time High Five Hundred! Trap: If you successfully highfive another player, steal 5 of their cards That’s Unexpected, Baby! Action (Minigame) Choose another player to speak in a deep voice until your next turn, steal 3 of their cards if they fail Guilty! Action: Choose another player to put down their hand face up until your next turn Come Out! Action: Look at another player’s hand Punching My Horse Trap: If another player plays a card with an animal mentioned in the title, they discard 3 cards. If they play a card mentioning a horse or pony, stop it’s effect and force them to discard 5 instead Baby Gun Action: All other players discard all their cards that have “baby” in the title (includes placed traps) Goose with a Noose Counter: Stops “in sync” and instead repeat the effects of any action card in the discard pile I Have A Boyfriend Action: All players in a relationship discard 2 cards Pattycake Action (Mini-Game): Play pattycake with as many players as you want, the first player to mess up discards 3 cards Father, Help! Action: Steal 1 card from (each of) your parent(s) What’s for Dinner? Action: Look at everyone’s action, counter, or trap cards and steal 1 of those cards from each player Party Started! Action: The next time each player draws from the draw pile instead of playing an action, they draw 2 cards instead This is a Slumber Party Counter: Stops “Party Started” and it affects only you Hello, Sun! Action: Steal 1 card from (each of) your kid(s) Come Back Later! Counter: If another player plays an action specifically on you, you won’t be affected by it until their next turn What Kind of Dog? Action: All players who own a dog discard 2 cards I Want To Be a Doctor! Action: If the card “I’m A Doctor” is in the discard pile, add it to your hand I’m Free! Counter: If another player steal any of your cards, draw that many they stole Got You On Camera Action: Look at everyone else’s placed traps Got You Flowers Counter: Stops “Got You On Camera” and everyone except whoever played it look at their placed traps Whale Dance Counter: Stop being forced to discard cards and have another player discard that many instead You’re an Idiot Counter: If another player discards their own cards, choose any player (except them) to also discard the same amount What’s a Nose? Counter: Stops “got your nose” and steal 1 card from whoever played it
I made a drawing of the guy saying "are you ready to die?" It came out great
Oh 😳😳 Have you get! What 🤣 and the second poor FIND ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Hahahaha that's funny right lol
I decided to show these to a 5 year old but I forgot how dark most of these jokes are, luckily he was more focused on the old flop joke😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😅😅😅😅
Fridge sounded like LSP
*oh*
My life is fucked up as it is this just makes it better but weirder
2:03
Lets get this party started, YEAH!!! *dies*
Sussy baka
better than asdf 14 IMO
Dark humor. my favorite.
0:49 This one looks like "The best ASDF movie joke." but it's a girl instead of a dog
0:12
best one yet. I love the French dog
WEf
10K dislikes? I have lost faith in humanity
XDD
I'm free!
1:47 HUEIOOHUIENTIHEH
14:7 Houehoiuhsenhieh
“Are you ready to die😈🔪” “No ._.” “Then I’ll come back later😈🔪”
*wief*
EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP
Hold up did yall see that guy literally eat those bullets lmao
Bruh the first skit already has me crying from laughing so hard lmaoooo
That's my boy no my boy father Help? :/
Why is every thing so dumb?
You’ve got too many legs!!
This is one of my favorite videos on the internet.
da...da 𝒹ₐ𝒹𝒹ᵧ Oh!
The return of the king
Plot twist: That hi five sound bit is exactly what you think it is.
remember the time when asdfmovie11 was just a myth but now we have 14
first one isn't really funny or realistic, it's a high five because of five fingers
“Aww what type of dog is he” “French” “Ouioof”
That's my boy! No my boy! Father, help! I never knew a woman could give birth to a football
1:27
HIGH 5 *HUNDRED*
DJ Flop is the drunk friend everyone wants
Da.. Da.. Daddy
0:11 - 0:13 DADDY
Not me searching for this 0:11 Da da DADDY 🥵🥵🥵
UOHG
Weuf
The Baby Gun joke really got me
“da… da… DAHDDY 😏”
I love the ‘Oh’ skits.
I just realized the AI created sketch made it
He posts asdf every year
-Got your nose! -What's a nose? *Vsauce intensifies*
High five! HUNDRED! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo...!
1:38 idk why i like this part but it's funny
0:46 the fridge steps XD
🧑🏼💻🛩
The boy: where do babies come from. Me: OMG.
When I grow up, I want to be a doctor just like you Awww... you’re not gonna grow up
1:00
*aRe YoU rEaDy To DiE* no *then ill come back later*
1:45 Just a reminder for everybody to do the whale dance
day 1 of asking tomska to remake asdfmovie 1
Where is tom